In other news, I saw a woman with a black t-shirt emblazoned with the word "HEALTHY". Huh. New dating technique? Advertising your fitness to bear some man's child? Letting everyone around know you're STD-free and aren't consumptive? I wonder if that includes allergies? The possibilities are endless!
The boring real answer is probably connected to one of the studies run by our researchers. Though, in response, that shirt makes me want one that says "PLAGUE CARRIER".