Binah (binah1013) wrote,

Lulu, the Ten Pound Tyrant

As I've mentioned before, our littlest kitty has a will beyond her size. She's like Yoda in a way, 'cept cuter. Though, she is a dirty fighter. I suppose when you're smaller, concepts of fair play don't apply. I'm guessing she was the runt of the litter and developed her fighting style accordingly. When Jack tussles with her, she bites his ears. She's naughty and effective that way. Lulu goes easier on Penelope, her sister. But Jack is more aggressive and Lulu pulls no punches with him.

Now, Miss Lulu has moved on to bullying humans. Though, with Lulu, it's all about sweet lovin', so it's hard to be cranky no matter what time she makes her demands. So, a bit before 6am this morn, she becomes Demanding!Kitty. She's finally moved from her spot between my knees, allowing me to get more comfortable for my last hitting of the snooze button. Ah, but she moved for a reason. I shifted to my side, but Lulu starts walking on the pillows between Cliff and I and slumps down on my bare back for a bit. I'm going back to sleep while enjoying the furry warmth. She gets up and lays against Cliff and starts to knead my back. She gets comfortable between me and Cliff and starts PURRING. Okay, I can't sleep with claws on my back. I turn off the alarm before it goes off again, and turn towards her. I give her the sweet lovin' she wants. Her natural-born kitty porn star moves wake Cliff, and he turns around to join in even though he doesn't have to get up until 7am.

Again, it is the legend. Lulu gets what Lulu wants. And she got both humans to love on her with petting, kissing and hugs. Yes, we are pussy-whipped.

Galadriel (a.k.a. Lulu): In the place of a Dark Lord you would have a Queen! Not dark but beautiful and terrible as the Morn! Treacherous as the Seas! Stronger than the foundations of the Earth! All shall love me and despair!
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