"This is the first story about a new companion I've invented based on me (personality-wise. We've got completely different histories). If it's rubbish blame it on not listening in english."
Wow. Not many authors are so straightforward with their Mary Sue-ness. It's almost refreshing. Not quite, but nearly so. I'm tempted to comment with a link to the definition of a Mary Sue, but I think I'll just laugh about it here.