Binah (binah1013) wrote,
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I'd like to think she's doing for the lulz

...but somehow I don't have that faith in her intellect.
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Socialite Paris Hilton's plans to drive an environmentally friendly vehicle have hit a roadblock - the car she was thinking of buying doesn't exist.

The 26-year-old socialite-turned-reality TV star recently announced she'd ordered a "Hummer hybrid".

But a Hummer spokesman says, "Such a car doesn't exist."

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What kind of gas mileage would you think this hypothetical Hummer hybrid would get? I bet Jon Stewart is pissed she came up with the idea (tragically unironically) first.

The stupid, it burns.
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