Socialite Paris Hilton's plans to drive an environmentally friendly vehicle have hit a roadblock - the car she was thinking of buying doesn't exist.
The 26-year-old socialite-turned-reality TV star recently announced she'd ordered a "Hummer hybrid".
But a Hummer spokesman says, "Such a car doesn't exist."
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What kind of gas mileage would you think this hypothetical Hummer hybrid would get? I bet Jon Stewart is pissed she came up with the idea (tragically unironically) first.
The stupid, it burns.