VirtualStapler.com : Revolutionary Online Stapler Simulation
Yes, the famous red Swingline is there among others.
At work, I have the handheld Swingline stapler (black) that stands upright on its stapling end. I also have a medium and large stapler. At my last position, I had an electric stapler. I kinda miss that one but can't justify to myself the expense to order one.
And thus concludes Theatre of the Mundane!