April 7th, 2005

Jesus quit

No! No! No! NOOOOOOOOOO!!!

I was reading the review of "Kung Fu Hustle" in Salon and came across this terrifying sentence:

(It's been reported that [Sammo] Hung will direct David Hasselhoff in a movie version of "Knight Rider," and it's too gruesome a rumor not to be true.)

*traumatized*