September 18th, 2006

FSM by Binah

Prepare thyselves!

For tomorrow is a very special day. Tomorrow, Sept. 19, is "Talk Like a Pirate" Day! Here is the website: http://www.talklikeapirate.com/piratehome.html

This is a high holy day for those who follow the Flying Spaghetti Monster (http://www.venganza.org).

Avast ye mateys.

In honor of the upcoming special day, I've been reading the hate mail on the FSM site. My favorite letter so far?

alright man. i dont know what the heck you think you are doing. but just wait till you are standing in front of the gates of heaven. when god asks you “Why should I let you into Heaven?” what are you going to say? “let me in because i mocked you my entire pathetic life, said there was a god better than you, made of spaghetti and meatballs. let me in.” right. thats the point you go to hell. you are a stupid little guy with no girlfriend, so you’re depressed. writing about your fake, gay loving man whore god. to get attention. all its gonna get you is a foot so far up your a** your gonna have ingrown toenails growin out your ears. you need to stop this stuff. all you’re doing is getting yourself closer and closer and closer. to hell. not heaven. not paradise. not getting laid. not having children. not having a penis. nothing. shut the heck up already. no one likes you..except your gay friends who believe all this stupid crap. and whoever they are.. i hope they use protection with eachother, along with you. tonight. oh by the way. i am having spaghetti and meatballs tonight u little prick. i think i will just throw it in the trash cause thats where it belongs. along with your fake whack religion and fake god. so have a nice day, and hope u have fun gettin raped by your spaghetti and meatball, FAKE god.

Sincerely, Seth


Methinks Seth may have some issues with his sexuality. And what's up with him thinking only Christians get laid? That last line is almost precious. Rape is not a funny subject, but getting raped by spaghetti and meatballs? That's edible anime tentacle porn right there, folks.

And how cool is it that I can legitimately make a "tentacle porn" tag? VERY!