- 11:13:50: Local Area Network in Australia : The LAN down under.
- 11:14:09: With her marriage she got a new name and a dress.
- 11:14:53: I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
- 11:21:07: A chicken crossing the road: poultry in motion.
- 11:22:08: I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.
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