[About a 15 second tone, loud and high-pitched]
This has been a test of the Emergency Broadcasting System. The broadcasters
in your area, in cooperation with the FCC [Federal Communications Commission,
the body that regulates TV and Radio stations] have designed this system
to keep you informed of an emergency. If this had been an actual emergency,
you would have been informed where to tune in in your area for news and
official information. This concludes this test of the Emergency Broadcasting
System.
Hmm, I supposed this means I have mastered the lj-cut thingy. :-D