- Sun, 20:08: Horse head mask? I must consider for Halloween. The comments are worthwhile, too. http://t.co/Lj7d73E
- Sun, 22:20: RT @wilw: Q: Is there anything hipsters can't ruin? A: There is, but you probably haven't heard of it.
- Mon, 10:16: Fiberglass is being blown into my attic. #notaneuphemism
- Mon, 11:57: RT @ApocalypseHow: Opened up a copy of BARELY LEGAL; disappointed to find nude pics of grape-pickers with one day left on their Green Cards.
Вс, 21:14: RT @ ApocalypseHow: BREAKING: Kim Jong No Longer Ill Пн, 12:39: Just posted a 1.65 mi walk - Indoor walk 'cause I'm having a…
Thu, 12:34: Yep, this is a Houston "winter". :p http://t.co/sDcW7ULI Thu, 13:09: Is it really too much to ask for a simple plain strand…
Вт, 13:07: RT @ wordspy: hopium n. The irrational belief that, despite all evidence to the contrary, things will turn out for the best.…