Binah (binah1013) wrote,
Binah
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Do you know all about Chuck Norris?

Well, maybe you should. His tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.

http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/

Another fact you oughta know:

When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.


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